By Samara

Snake layed on the couch in the hideout. Up the stairs he could hear the sound of Eminem coming from his 15 year-old daughter,Stephanie's room.

*Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me, cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me*

Snake sat up and looked up the stairs as Meryl walked in from the kitchen.

Snake:Does she have to listen to it so loud?

Meryl:Snake, She's 15, all girls that age do that,and talk on the phone with friends, and go out on dates with boys.

Snake looked up

Snake: I don't like the idea of her going out with boys. After all,you didn't.

Meryl: Yes i did,i just tell you about them.

Snake: What!?

Meryl: Get over it. And she is going out with her boyfriend Alex.

Pulls out socom

Snake: not if I have anything to say about it.

Meryl: Snake! Put that away! You are NOT going to kill him! Besides, they are going out on a romantic boat ride tonight.

*Snake looks around*

Snake: wheres my sniper riffle?

Meryl: Snake!!

Snake: okay okay,i won't do anything

Snake got up and walked over to meryl and started to slid his hands down her back.

Stephanie walks in

Stephanie: Get a room!

Both step away from eachother

Stephanie: So dad, can I got out with Alex tonight with out you trying to kill him?

Snake: I guess

Stephanie: DAD!!!

Snake: Alright, I won't

Meryl: Don't worry, he won't screw this up

Stephanie: Thanks Mom

*Knock at the door*

Raiden: Hey Snake!

Stephanie,Snake and Meryl: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Rose and Raiden walk in*

Raiden: How is my Family?

Stephanie: Where is Jason? He is my fav Cuz

Raiden: I thought I was your fav cuz

Stephanie: No

Rose: Jason is right outside

*stephanie walks outside*

Jason: Hey

Stephanie: Hey, um, how do you and your mother put up with your father?

Jason: I have no idea

Stephanie: Why doesn't he cut his hair?

Jason: I don't know,but i wish he would. and he sucks at begining a father. You are so lucky

Stephanie: I guess

Jason: Wolf and Gray Fox offered to adopted me

Stephanie: What did you say?

Jason: Yes, but i have to get him to sign the papers. my mother already has.

*Both go inside*

Raiden: Snake have you or Meryl seen my hair growing gel? i can't find it.

Rose walks over to snake and whipsers in his ear

Rose: if you kill him it would be doing us all a favor

Snake: I know

Meryl: Steph your going to be later to school

Rose: Yeah Jason why don't you two go off to school and I'll get those papers signed

Raiden: What papers?

Rose: oh nothin honey

Snake: Steph,try not to get into any fights with Stacy today

Stephanie: I'll try

*At school*

Stephanie and Jason with Stephanie's best friend Sarah and Jason's best friend and Stephanie's boyfriend Alex Gurlukovich.

Alex: Steph Are we still going out tonight?

Stephanie: Yeah

Sarah: Oh no, Its Stacy with Terri and Tina

Stacy: Well if it isn't Triple S. Like Triple X,but not.

Stephanie: You are so stupid Stac

Stacy: I am not!

Alex: How do you spell my last name?

Stacy: hmmmmm..... G-E-R-L-U-K-E-A-V-I-C-H

Alex: Not even close

Stacy: Shut up!! So what if I can't spell your last name? We can still be together!

Alex: We've been over this! I'm going out with Steph

Stacy: Not for Long!

Stephanie: Get a life! He's Mine!!!

Stacy: Back off Bitch!!

Stacy ran over and tried to punch Stephanie, but Stephanie moved and then punched Stacy in the face. Then Terri and Tina came running over. Sarah took out Terri and Stephanie took out Tina.

Jason and Alex: Kick Ass!

Kids around: Fight! Fight!

Then the principle walked outside

The principle: SNAKE!!!

Stephanie: WHAT!? She started it!

the principle: Thats it Ms.Snake! Your going home...again! I'm calling your parents,but I don't think they care. Proably put you up to it.

*At the Phil Hidout*

Snake: I thought I said not to get into a fight with Stacy

Stephanie: Sorry Dad. But she started it

Meryl: What happen exactly?

Stephanie: She walked over to us and tried to punch me

Snake: Tried. When will they learn that this family can't be stopped

Meryl: All men can be stopped,but you and your brothers are a different story

Snake: What is that supossed to mean?

Meryl: Anyway, are you still going out with Alex tonight

Stephanie: Yeah

*3 hours later*

Stephanie gets ready for her date when there is another knock at the day

*opens door*

Stephanie: Hey Grampa Roy

Roy: hello Stephanie

Stehanie looks around outside

Stephanie: Wheres Meiling?

Roy: What do you mean?

Stepahnie: I'm not stupid,did she leave you?

Roy: No! i mean what are you talking about?

Stephanie: come in

walks over to the stairs

Stephanie: MOM!! DAD!! GRAMPA ROY IS HERE!!

*meryl and snake ome down stairs*

meryl: Hi dad.

Snake: Hey Roy. What are you doing here?

Roy: I just stopped by to say hi

Stephanie: Meiling left him

Snake: Oh Is see now

Roy: We were never together!

Meryl: right,whatever you say dad
 
*here car horn outside*

Stephanie: thats him

Snake: Hey Steph, wat is Alex's last name?

Stephanie: Gurlukovich

Snake: You mean he's Olga's Son!?

Stephanie: Well yeah, I guess

Snake: My daughter is going out with a russian

Roy: my daughter is married to a mercenary

Snake: Shut up!

Stephanie: well I go to go

*In the car*

Alex: how are you Steph?

Stephanie: I'm good. You?

Alex: Alittle lonely

*Stephanie giggles*

Stephanie: Maybe Later

*looks through back window*

Stephanie: Besides, my dad maybe following us

Both look through back window

Alex: so you just want to go to my house tonight? My mother's out

Stephanie: Okay

*At Alex's house*

Alex: oh hi Mom, What are you doing here?

Olga: I didn't feel like going out,er is this your girlfrind Stephanie? Snake's Daughter?

Stephanie: I am

Olga: Oh I'm sorry,I'll leave now

Alex: Its okay mom

Stephanie: Yeah, my dad is probaly right outside anyway

*Outside in the trees*

Snake with Sniper Riffle

Snake: DAMM! I can't get a clear shot!

*Back in the house*

Olga: He's a real Basterd

Stephanie: Thats what my mom said when they first met...and this morning before I left for the mall

Olga: Well I had my privte army redo the basement

*In the basement*

Alex is taking off Stephanie's shirt when her codec rings

*On the codec*

Stephanie: Who is it

The Voice on the codec: Its me, Sarah

Stephanie: Oh hey Sarah Whats up?

Sarah: Why is father outside of Olga Gurlukovich's house in the trees with a Sniper Riffle?

Stephanie: He's trying to kill Alex,but I think olga will get to him first

Sarah: Yep,She just dragged him out of the tree

*Outside below the trees*

Snake: My Back! Why did you push me from my snipping postition to the ground?

Olga: Your were trying to kill my son

Snake: You have a sexy accent

Olga: Don't let Meryl here you saying that

*Back in the basement*

Stephanie puts her Shirt on

Stephanie: I got to go

Alex: Alright, see you some other time

*Outside*

Stephanie: Dad why are you here? And why do you keep telling Olga she has a sexy accent?

Snake: Because she does, And don't metion this to your mother

Stephanie: I won't

*Back at their house*

Meryl: How was your night?

Stephanie: It was great exepct when Dad was following us and tried to kill Alex again

Meryl: SNAKE!!

Snake: What!?

Meryl: I told you not to...I give up!!!

*Storms up the Stairs*

Snake: Come on Meryl!

*Stephanie goes down the stairs*

Sits at a computer and Starts a VR mission

Stephanie: Using the PSG1, my favorite!

*In VR*

Stephanie Shoots all five guards in the simulation within 2 minutes

Pulls off headset

Snake: That was good

Stephanie: I have to be. Cause when u are gone, I'll have to take your place.

Snake: Yup but thats a long way off

Stephanie: Not if mom kills you first

Snake: I think she will. I know she is thinging about it now

*Up in her room*

Stephanie sits and puts on her music

*Let the Bodies hit the floor. Let the Bodies hit the floor*

*Down stairs*

Snake: Thats our official Family song!

*Back up stairs*

Stephanie starts to play Hitman 2 when the phone ring

*On the phone*

Sarah: Hey Steph

Stephanie: Hey. Whats up?

Sarah: Well Jason told me Wolf and Fox were going to adopted him.

Stephanie: Yeah, if he can get his pretty boy father to sign the adoption papers

Sarah: Why does his hair have to be so long?

Stephanie: No idea. Could you hold on a min. I got a call on the codec

*on the codec*

Stephanie: Hey Roy. Whats up?

Roy: Stephanie we need you to do a mission

Stephanie: What is it?

Roy: are you alone?

Stephanie: Do I have to go save Meiling or something?

Roy: Er-No

Stephanie: Where is she?

Roy: I don't know. Somewhere in New York. Your uncle kiddnaped her for info on the codec and radar.

Stephanie: Liquid or solidus?

Roy: Liquid

Stephanie: Great

Roy: They were last seen on the George Washington bridge

Stephanie: Great

*Back on the phone*

Stephanie: Hey Sarah hook me up with my radar. I have to go save Meiling from my uncle

Sarah: Great

Stephanie puts her sneaking gear and takes her desert eagle from the closet

*The George Washington Bridge*
 
Meiling: Let go of me Blondy!!!

Liquid: Shut your mouth!

Meiling: Make me Pretty Boy!

Liquid: Thats it! In the water you go!

Liquid pushs Meiling over the side into the water

Meiling: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stephanie Pulls out gun and shoots Liquid in the leg and then he falls over

Then Stephanie jumps in to save Meiling

*In the water*

Stephanie: Meiling!? Where in the hell are you!? Sarah! Where is she!?

Sarah: Right below you

She finds Meiling and then pulls her to shore

*Back at the Phi office*

Stephanie Falls on the couch soaked

Snake: Where have you been?

Stephanie: On a mission

Meryl: Really? What did you have to do?

Stephanie: Save Meiling from Liquid. He pushed her off the bridge and I had to go save her.

Snake: Figures

Meryl: You'll be a great replacement for your father when he dies?

Snake: Who said I was going to die

Meryl: We all die

Stephanie pulls out CD player

*Let the bodies hit the floor,Let the bodies hit the floor*